Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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