ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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