She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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