He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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