Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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