dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
