problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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