He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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