In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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