Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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