Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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