I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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