you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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