I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
We had to coat check the pizza.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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