they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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