i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I supernannyed him into submission
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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