is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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