worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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