i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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