I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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You. Win. At. Life.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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