It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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