i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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