So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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