You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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