Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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