He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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