I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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