I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Randomize
