Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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