But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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