drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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