Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Randomize
