Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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