What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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