That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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