I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
