In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
we should paint friendship bongs
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