Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Houston, we have a blender
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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