But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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