Ambien. No doubt about it.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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