If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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