Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
