We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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