Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
you had me at cake vodka
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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