Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
bring money and cleavage
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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