Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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