I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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