It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Randomize
