i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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