I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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