4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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