My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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